Consume All Media! Blackhawk: "Chapter Seven: Mystery Fuel!"

Joe Heath is a big fan of comic books and watching things in order. So they made this spreadsheet containing every serial, short, film, television episode, commercial, motion comic, and web series based on a comic book. Now they're watching them all. Previously, Joe watched the sixth chapter of Blackhawk. This time, they continue with the seventh chapter.

Blackhawk: “Chapter Seven: Mystery Fuel!” - 15:25 (Available on Dailymotion)

Blackhawk Prime lands on another Blackhawk (his name is Chuck. If you care.) They land and fight some henchmen, some of whom manage to escape to fight another day at yet another identical hideout.

Later, the Blackhawks get a new plotline, I mean, mission to protect a guy delivering top secret info. They do a really bad job of this as the Leader's men shoot him and take the info almost immediately.

Blackhawk spots them from his plane and has Chuck fly super low, so he can jump out into their car.

Pretty sure this would kill a person.

Blackhawk beats up the bad guys and learns that they were going to an oilfield where a new fuel has been developed. The Blackhawks head there and catch some henchmen rigging the place to blow. Time for a fight on an oil tower!

Then it explodes.

Then the whole place goes up in flames and collapses.

Should you watch it, though? Another one of those quick veers into a new plotline. Neither of them are interesting! The oilfield exploding is exciting to watch, but I wouldn't be surprised if the most exciting bits were stock footage.

Tune in next time for Blackhawk: "Chapter Eight: Blasted From the Sky!" (Available on Dailymotion.)

A version of this article was previously published on The Dipp.

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