Jimmy Olsen Gone Wild                                         A new story from the Didactic Duo of Joe Hawaii & Gaylord "Ra" Fondue finds them blowing the lid off of the latest, raunchy sex-ploits of Superman's erstwhile sidekick Jimmy Olsen. This is the kind of thing you won't be reading about in The Daily Planet, folks.

Immigration Issues Plague Egypt                        This just in from the twin desks of Joe Hawaii and Gaylord "Ra" Fondue, a torrid, relevatory article originating from the arid sand dunes and ancient ruins of Northeast Alabama that manages to once again unwrap mummified facts in the face of public denial.

Trump Weave Files Suit                                    More fiery controversy has come blazing out of Donald Trump's corporate headquarters this week but this time it has nothing to do with barking, unfunny, overweight lesbians or geriatric, has-been television journalists. This time it's serious. Ace reporters Hawaii & Fondue are right there to bust this story wide open.

The Soda Pop Divinity                                            Of all the miracles that Jesus performed, the most mysterious of them all, besides maybe bringing that guy back to life, was the changing of water into wine. The sensational new reporting team of Joe Hawaii and Gaylord "Ra" Fondue investigate the possibility that everything you know about the tale is wrong.

Joe Hawaii travels the world in search of stories and sand to collect for his exotic beach collection. On one of his adventures in Mobile, Alabama, he met beach bum Gaylord "Ra" Fondue, who claimed to be the incarnation of Ra, the Egyptian Sun God. Joe immediately took him to take a lie detector test to prove his Godhood. There they ran into Ken Socrates who was there trying to claim his innocence in a pyramid scheme. His only defense was "Bigfoot did it." But thanks to Gaylord "Ra" Fondue and his intimate knowledge of pyramids (him being an Egyptian God and all), Ra completely confused the questioner and the case was dropped. Joe and Ra have been inseperable ever since. Ken still claims that Bigfoot did it.