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1-800-Call-God by Brad Heath

The Man Upstairs Would Like A Word With You.

What would you do if you could ask God one question? When evil intergalactic genius Percy Beaugar finds the Etrigan Logos, an artifact that allows its owner to talk to God, it can only mean trouble. Now it's up to a gang of misfits from Earth to stop him. Recruited by aliens for their suicidal tendencies, they head out across the galaxy to undo Percy's evil plans. Get ready for an adventure that has aliens, angels, demons, dwarves, intergactic mobsters, and talking plants. And the location to the portal to Hell. If you're interested in that kind of thing.

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REVIEWS:

"It is, without question, the sort of novel that takes your breath away in a savage, punch to the gut fashion with a brilliant combination of plot, characterization and raw, shining imagination. It's the kind of book, with all due respect to those concerned, that makes celebrated neo-victorian literary savant Callum DeMoregravy's pulitzer prize winning opus, Some More Junk For Ya Trunk seem like a half-page pamphlet on proper cuticle care." -Ken Socrates

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"The accuracy of the Bible but without the tedium! Probably the funniest book I've ever been made to read by someone else." -Vincent E.L.

"This book is VERY silly! I truly enjoyed it." -Vagabond

"Wonderful read with lots of great sillyness. Very well written. Well done Brad. Good stuff! Enjoyed it immensely!" -Thrithwaite

"I think it is superfluous. I recommend it for all - Jews, Gentiles, Blacks, Asians, Midgets, Preachers, Cult Leaders, Bisexuals, Puppies, Kittens, Caucasians, Caucasians Who Want To Be Black (AlohaJoe), Lesbians (again...AlohaJoe), and people who just enjoy reading books." -Josh Spurgin

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